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May 15, 2014 / 350,213 notes

I literally thought the second picture was going to talk about the size of his penis. #thingstumblrtaughtme

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May 15, 2014

My anemia is getting the better of me today. Exhaustion to the max. I know I’m supposed to ear iron rich foods but I just don’t want to live off of spinach and dried fruit, ok? I like hamburgers and shit.

May 9, 2014 / 609,888 notes


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May 9, 2014 / 493,559 notes


yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

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May 8, 2014 / 26,458 notes

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May 8, 2014

Good enough on We Heart It
May 6, 2014 / 105 notes
May 1, 2014 / 1 note

Cracker Stackers.

So I’m trying this thing where I eat less and exercise more…because please believe the only exercise I get is walking across campus. And I tend to eat literally everything.

Then this girl freaked out because I was eating a cracker stacker.

If you don’t know what that is, it’s a cheap version of a lunchable. It comes with 5 crackers, 5 cheese squares, 5 pieces of turkey, and a little butterfinger mini.


that’s what she said. 

Number one, I barley eat any of the meat. It looks disgusting and clearly full of preservatives. Clearly my dog didn’t care because I fed him 2 of the pieces and ate the other three.

But seriously. How bad can eating 5 crackers with cheese on them be? Get over your dieting and chill out. I’m not going to live off celery and asparagus like you are, sooo…

Get off my cracker stacking dick.

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Apr 30, 2014

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