I literally thought the second picture was going to talk about the size of his penis. #thingstumblrtaughtme
My anemia is getting the better of me today. Exhaustion to the max. I know I’m supposed to ear iron rich foods but I just don’t want to live off of spinach and dried fruit, ok? I like hamburgers and shit.
Good enough on We Heart It
So I’m trying this thing where I eat less and exercise more…because please believe the only exercise I get is walking across campus. And I tend to eat literally everything.
Then this girl freaked out because I was eating a cracker stacker.
If you don’t know what that is, it’s a cheap version of a lunchable. It comes with 5 crackers, 5 cheese squares, 5 pieces of turkey, and a little butterfinger mini.
"THOSE ARE SOOO BAD FOR YOU"
that’s what she said.
Number one, I barley eat any of the meat. It looks disgusting and clearly full of preservatives. Clearly my dog didn’t care because I fed him 2 of the pieces and ate the other three.
But seriously. How bad can eating 5 crackers with cheese on them be? Get over your dieting and chill out. I’m not going to live off celery and asparagus like you are, sooo…
Get off my cracker stacking dick.
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